Grab Yer Beer, It's Christmas...

It's no good. I've got to mention Christmas before December. We are after all a commercial venture, and any opportunity to make money has to be grabbed with both hands, and quite possibly the right foot as well.

So Christmas. Well, we know how everyone just loves to celebrate Christmas to excess. You know, you have enough food in the house to feed an African village for 6 months, despite the fact you'll be with friends or relatives for some of the time.

This year, we want you to be different. Don't stock up on excess food (although feel free to buy it and give some to charity). Buy less, but buy better from local producers. And that is where we come in. Don't fill the fridge with cheap cans of beer (although obviously you'll need some for Uncle Norm), buy less, drink less. But buy better, drink better. Why dribble your way through Christmas in a alcoholic stupor (Aunt Edna excepted of course) when it's far better to drink something more enjoyable but in reduced quantities?

With this public service in mind, we are obtaining a licence to sell direct to the public over two weekends in December:

On Friday 7th 2-8pm & Saturday 8th 11am - 4pm we will be open for sales of bottled beer (an ideal gift of course), and for the taking of orders for bright beer over Christmas. Samples will be available to help you decide.

On Sat 22nd December 11am - 4pm; Sun 23rd December 11am - 4pm & Mon 24th December 11am - 3pm we will be open once again, for the collection of bright beer, and of course for further sales of bottled beer.

It is planned that we will also be able to offer a small selection of bottled beers from other breweries.

For more information, a list of beers available, and most importantly prices, please visit our website via this otherwise pointless bit text you are know reading.

But before you naff off, remember this little motto: Quality Not Quantity. And as ever, please don't drink and drive.

Oh, and Happy Bleeding Christmas. Enjoy it while you can, it'll be banned soon for being offensive/too much fun/non-inclusive/distressing to frogs/carbon inefficient*

*Please highlight as applicable, and post to:

The Department For Public Misery & Molly-Coddling
The What? There's Something We Haven't Taxed, Banned Or Marked As Harmful Yet Team
Skyhigh Expenses Floor
Waste Of Tax Towers
Londonland